Jackness 

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich

"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."

Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007

jackess 

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.

"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."

jackess by PirateP June 15, 2017

jackles 

proportional to the term "shut the fuck up bitch"

landon i think you should jackles immediately baby.

jackles by jackles the nik September 14, 2006

Jacklass 

I woman that is a jackass.

A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.

Jacklass by YapmelkXela January 14, 2010

Jankless 

1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.

2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people

Guy #1- is anything janky over here?

Guy#2- No!

Guy#1- So its pretty jankless over there.

Jankless by the nomads August 10, 2009

jimmy jackles 

when someones trousers are noticably short and you can see there polka dot granny socks

mr taylor was flashin his star trek ltd edition socks under his jimmy jackles

jimmy jackles by jordayy March 6, 2008