jackin it

Jackin it - The slang term for masturbate

mas·tur·bate
-bat·ed, -bat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to engage in masturbation.
–verb (used with object)
2. to practice masturbation upon.
Origin: 1855–60; < L masturb&#257;tus, ptp. of masturb&#257;r&#299; to engage in masturbation

—Related forms
mas·tur·ba·tor, noun
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)

You: Where is Nick?
Me: Oh, he is at his house jackin it to some porn.

jackin it by SpERRM November 26, 2007

Jackin It

Too pleasure one's self in a sexual way

T: dude i was jackin it major last night!

Jackin It by Martyn Mcfly December 24, 2007

jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."

Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.

jackington by Kevin M August 23, 2006

Jackintosh 

A computer used exclusively for porn.

I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.

Jackintosh by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015

jackinini

fat annoying person ((made up by ned flanders from the simpsons))

Homer:YOU HAVE TO MOW MY LAWN IN YOUR WIFE'S SUNDAY DRESS!!!
Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!

jackinini by sam tonge October 7, 2008

jackinitis 

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation

Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!

jackinitis by KarmaMom June 26, 2019

Jackintosh 

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.

My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.

Jackintosh by guitari January 28, 2023