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rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation
I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.
by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009
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The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.
Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
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Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 23, 2008
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when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him
by sexybabe August 21, 2003
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When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.
by Sarah August 03, 2003
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Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim
Dude i like jackingoff.
by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006
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rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum
what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere
by I'm jacking off September 07, 2003
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