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27.
Stroking your dick while looking at pictures of Jessica Alba in order to release your baby batter
I was jacking off to the porno of Jessica Alba
by Bobby E July 04, 2007
 
1.
masturbating
i like to jack off
by baby November 05, 2003
 
2.
Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
Jacking off is typical amongst most people.
by Bizzle4Shizzle October 10, 2005
 
3.
rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects
it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any
all guys do it like evry day im doin it right now
by billy bob December 14, 2003
 
4.
when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him
by sexybabe August 21, 2003
 
5.
rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.
i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth
by loves2jack May 26, 2004
 
6.
Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 23, 2008
 
7.
rubbing the penis so he spits up his cum
what I'm doing as I'm writing this, oh man just ejaculated everywhere
by I'm jacking off September 07, 2003