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Similar to a Webinar (seminar via the web), except while watching porn and taking care of business yourself.

:To jackoff to online videos, Powerpoints, etc
Dan: Damn, it's hard to stay awake during these webinars

Mike: Bet you wouldn’t have fallen asleep if that were a jackinar.

Dan: no , just my hand would have.
Jackinar by Mealoil May 14, 2009
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Jackie Tar 

People of french-indian descent. Coined in Newfoundland, they hail from the Port-aux-Port Peninsula, Stephenville Crossing, and vicinity. They speak with a vague french-english accent but cannot speak a word of french to save their lives.
Ralph: "He's from the zing"
Joe: "Oh really?"
Ralph" "yup, he's a jackie tar"
Jackie Tar by you at?? December 12, 2010

Jackiyar 

Often a satyriasis boy; he doesn't look very hot and sexy but always has many great ideas about sexual things. Usually he's bisexual. In addition it's a persian name.
1.Hey Jackiyar, why don't you wanna sex with me? =(

2. OH man; He's so fuckin' smart, you know, Jackiyar is skillful
Jackiyar by Whats your story September 12, 2018
a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues
that jacktard sold his car for the gas money
Jacktard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
Combination of a jack ass and a retard
You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?
jacktard by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.
STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.
fucking jacktard by Hannibal March 29, 2003
When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.
Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.
jacktard by Doug LPD August 16, 2006