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27.
Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
 
1.
1. Verb: Past tense

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.

2. Adjective

Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.
1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."

2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."
by Miranda November 21, 2003
 
2.
very strong, huge muscles
Has he been working out? He looks jacked!
by meeeeeee July 01, 2004
 
3.
1.fucked up or messed up

"damn that bitch's teeth is JACKED up"
by WilliamShakes February 21, 2003
 
4.
stolen
i jacked ur bike
by toby October 21, 2003
 
5.
To get robbed, mugged, rolled or beaten up by someone.
Man I jus' got jacked, fuck that shit.
Letz go jack these motherfuckers.
Oh man, my ride jus' got jacked.
by Diego September 22, 2003
 
6.
Someone who is very strong and has very defined muscles, girls love them, too.
Wow! Roman Romanenko is jacked!!!!
by Alexandru October 18, 2003
 
7.
1. Someone who is extremely strong & muscular.
2. To steal something that does not belong to you.
3. Something that's just really cool or really weird.

1. Damn he's JACKED!

2. That kid totally jacked my hairstyle!
HE JACKED MY JACKET!

3. That's soooo jacked!

by Sissy_ December 21, 2006