Jackatorium 

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?

Jackatorium by Shwagg March 18, 2007

jackatero 

spanish slang for jacking off

person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO

jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

Jacktard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

jacktard by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

fucking jacktard by Hannibal March 29, 2003

jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

jacktard by Doug LPD August 16, 2006

jacktar 

1.seaman...you know, sailors

2. seaman

1. A jacktar just fell off the boat
2. I just got jacktar on you

jacktar by Matt Went March 17, 2005