jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

jackaloon by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

Holden Jackaroo 

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.

"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"

Holden Jackaroo by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019

Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

Jackaloon by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

jackfroster 

1)n. One who enjoys sexual congress with baked goods, confections, pastries, etc.

Come 'ere cupcake, this jackfroster's got some banana-nut creme filling for ya!

Eww! Like that jackfroster from American Pie.

jackfroster by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

jackfrost 

n. When a girl sticks a ice cube up your ass while giving you a blow job.

Your mother gives the best jackfrosts.

jackfrost by dec0de October 26, 2003

Jackaboon 

One who acts stupid, loves being stupid, but doesn't know that they are stupid. Like mixing a jackass with a baboon.

My nose is bleeding. Then stop picking your nose you Jackaboon.

Jackaboon by Mr. Walker-French Teacher January 23, 2009

Jackmoose 

Person not competent in living life!!

Tom is acting like a jackmoose, he did not know he was invited to a party at his house!!

Jackmoose by tdi543 January 20, 2009