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Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003
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A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.
Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!
by jackalope_hunter January 27, 2010
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A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...
Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...
by Morpoggel January 02, 2005
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a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado
sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on
by Shtoink September 27, 2006
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An attractive, unexperienced female skier or snowboarder on the bunny hill. Its in reference to the mythological Jackalope (a bunny with a nice rack)
I scoped a wounded jackalope on the way up the lift. She has a rented board and she's been sitting on her nice ass for twenty minutes.
by Tinny Mctaptap January 28, 2009
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Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.
What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!
by VAKI5 May 08, 2005
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a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean
saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)
by jack December 07, 2003
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