| 1. | flapjack | ||
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To stick your bare ass out the window of a friends car while passing another driver because he/she is driving like a douchebag infront of or beside you. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light.flapjacking flap jack why did you flapjack him?
Because he was doin 35 n a 50 zone |
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| 2. | Jill zone | ||
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The area a guy gets stuck in when he is to ugly or not cool enough (etc.) to get sex but still too good, somewhat attractive enough (etc.) so that he can't get pitty sex... hence he is stuck with only Jill - (the hand a guy uses to jack off with, the fingers spell out JILL) Why do I have to be stuck in the jill zone!?!?
I couldn't have been better looking to get out of the jill zone, could I?!? Are u kidding me?! Even melvin gets pitty sex, i'm stuck in the gay jill zone!!! |
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| 3. | Jack-zone | ||
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A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition. Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself. Joshua: What did you do? David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out." Joshua: What did she say to that? David: Nothing. Nothing at all. Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone. |
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| 4. | Jack Boys | ||
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General term for Robbers. Commonly heard used by rapper Plies who is from Florida. There is really not much difference from a "Jack Boy" or a "Goon" but jack boy tends to be more specific with stealing, mugging, armed robbing, ect. Jack boys rob ya at ya own risk.....jack boys out send them please so i can bun them......cause the jack boys waiting.....you in a chopper zone where the jack boys hang and where the goons roam (plies lyrics)
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| 5. | mudbaby | ||
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A humongous piece of shit.
Dumplestiltskin, a creature not of this world, but a user of its bathrooms leaving behind nothing, but terror. Terror and a basketball-sized chocolate mudbaby.
Only in... the Twilight Zone. (From Robot Chicken) |
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| 6. | jack off | ||
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if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone. if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet? why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?
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| 7. | Spanswick | ||
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A small creature that can be found roaming the West Country fields in search of cider and Jack Bauer. Often changes the colour of its fur to blend in with the more exotic landscapes. Enjoys marrying gay men for green cards and driving Spanish cars. Spanswick Sanctuary, second left after the 'volcano' and hot air balloon landing zone.
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