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8.
The opposite of the 1st ammendment
Jack Thompson says video games made me kill my parents. He is right, why am I to blame?
by matisyahumcd January 10, 2008
 
1.
an idiot. Claims video games make all kids violent and it's the industry's fault for making these games.
Jack Thompson is an asshole should go to hell
by Final Fantasy VII March 11, 2005
 
2.
A senseless lawyer; Anti-videogame fucktard ambulance chaser who tries to sue video game companies for making games that supposedly cause violent crimes(tries being key word)
Blames the game developers for things that wouldn't happen if parents knew what responsibility meant.
See Also: Satan Shithead
by I hate asshats May 07, 2005
 
3.
The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone
Jack Thompson is really freakin moronic
by Syco_Simon June 11, 2005
 
4.
A moron, who thinks that video games should be banned, and NOT included to be proctected under the first amendment. His arguments about single cases of violence from mental unstable persons who may have at one time or another played a video game, hold no water. He has not won a single court case on this issue.
He doesn't think it's wrong on parent's parts to ignore what their kids are doing and/or BUY the games for them without looking into it.
Jack Thompson is a jackass.
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Jack Thompson is a commie bastard.
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Jack Thompson is against freedom of speach.
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In soveit russia, court case loses you!
by Bunker J April 28, 2005
 
5.
A anti-game crusader who blames everything bad that happens on video games.
Video games caused 9/11
Video games Murdered my family
Video games promote child obesity
Video games caused katrina to destroy New Orleans!
Despite how much I hate him I agree that games are rated M for a reason, Yes im talking to you 12 and under on Counter-strike.
Jack Thompson: I will offer $10,000 to anyone who makes my game!
Fighting hell fish: here it is, we call it Defamation of Character

Jack Thompson: oh, umm I was just kidding haha, it was sarcasm you see...
by Gamer4life October 20, 2005
 
6.
a lawyer who defends kids in murder cases by claiming that video games brainwashed them into doing it. Where do I start with this one?

-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.

-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.

-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).

-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).

-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?
Jack Thompson is a COMMUNIST!
by SPARTAN 117 November 25, 2006
 
7.
-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)
Jack Thompson sucks donkey balls.
by the samm April 25, 2007