| 36. | JD Night | ||
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A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.
Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me. -Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?" -Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!" -Joe: "Oh hell yeah." |
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| 37. | bacardi 151 | ||
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a one way ticket to the toilet, the hospital, or your deathbed. The majority of people won't even smell it, let alone drink it. If you like to enjoy your night slowly progressing from sober to buzzed to drunk, this is NOT your drink. If you want to help get the chick sitting on the couch into your bedroom, this is NOT the drink to use. If you want to showoff and think your a total badass, this is NOT your drink.
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However, if you like to get very hammered, very quick, and for less money then most any name brand liquor, this is the drink for you. If you want to put that chick sitting on the couch over the toilet before you can even begin to spit your game, this is the drink to use. If your another hot-shot teen and want to think hair is being pulled out of your chest, and that your mister king of all liquors because you drink fire water, then this is probably your drink of choice. Believe me when I say this stuff will turn you into an old man with haste. However, I think it's a lot more badass to drink your friends under the table with a less harsh alcohol such as Jose Cuervo or Jack Daniels, because then everybody's willing to join in on the fun. To be honest, about the only time consuming 151 becomes a social activity is when you light shit on fire with it. It's more expensive then lighter fluid, but it burns longer and smells a bit better. I highly advise NOT to do this though. If the bottle catches on fire, you'll probably be like me and won't notice unti... |
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| 38. | Gordon Bombay | ||
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1. To masturbate while taking a dump.
2. A huge dump. I need to take a Gordon Bombay. After that chick gave me a blumpkin I don't jack off no more I just take Gordon Bombays.
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| 39. | Pink Eye Send Off | ||
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While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick. She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.
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| 40. | Do a Harry | ||
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To do something amazingly dumb in an attempt to be funny Bill: I wish I could make that hot chick laugh
Jack: Why don't you just do a Harry Bill: Why not (Bill jumps over a wall landing on his head) Hot Chick: Thats funny lets get it on |
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| 41. | Alden | ||
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biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.
don't you dare trust a girl named Alden. Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale. Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore? Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach? Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden. Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch. Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick. --------------------- Entire World: Let's go harpoon her. |
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| 42. | Chonshu | ||
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The final boss in the NeoGeo game Fatal Fury 3. Chonrei is his brother. Doesn't anyone else think that Chonshu looks like a chick?
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