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the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas!!!!!!!
.. o and will too. BUT I LUV JACK!!! " thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves!"
"..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?" |
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A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more. To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.
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the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at... "Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"
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Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!
Sexiest man on the planet Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane And lets not forget his eyeliner! *slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that *slap* That one I deserved But why is the rum gone? Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for Now bring me that horizon |
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CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you.
1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.) 2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy. Daft like Jack...
A bloody pirate, a scallywag! |
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The only man who can make really bad eggs sound sexy. dunnna dunna dunnna dum na and really bad eggs
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The best Pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. (Sexiest too...) Jack Sparrow could make the skies cry with his looks and witty nature.
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1. Captain of the Black Pearl
2. Completely insane, in a brilliant way Daft like Jack |
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