| 1. | jack n' nap | ||
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To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation. Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.
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| 2. | beat nap | ||
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A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap". Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity. Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
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| 3. | wack 'n nap | ||
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A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up. Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
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| 4. | NAP | ||
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NAP, meaning Nerd And Proud, can be applied to any person, as an abusive term, or can be applied to ones self as proudness or use of computers or technology. Daryl: I just got a headshot on Counter-Strike: Source!
Jack: OH YOU NAP! |
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| 5. | Splooge 'N' Snooze | ||
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Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze. Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.
Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy |
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| 6. | i'm snugged | ||
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being comfortable ex.1 john move out of the chair no man i'm snugged
ex.2 i'm snugged in my bed |
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| 7. | Slap and Nap | ||
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To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun. (n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap. |
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