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When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with an ice pick Dude 1: "I totally just climbed Everest! I don't know what is left to accomplish!"
Dude 2: "You take that ice pick and go jack frost on some ho" |
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n. A mixed drink, well suited for hot summer nights. Essentially, this drink is a Whiskey Sour made with Jack Daniels, with a splash of Drambuie for a hint of honey, and a splash of Grenadine for a nice rosy color. Very tasty!
Ingredients: 2 tblsp Jack Daniels 1 tblsp Drambuie 1 dash Grenadine 1/4 cup Sweet and sour mix 1/4 cup Orange juice Mixing instructions: Combine all ingredients over ice in a glass. Steve mixes an excellent Jack Frost.
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The spirit embodiment of Winter. Originally from William Joyce's book 'Guardians of Childhood', most are familiar of the movie version of him and his friends from 'Rise of the Guardians'. He's sexy, mischievous, and a tad lonely. Loves children, snow days, and teasing the Easter Bunny. Mom: Wear your jacket, you don't want Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Child: Who's Jack Frost? Mom: Oh, nobody. Jack: I bring you snow days, and what recognition do I get? Nothing. Nothing at all. |
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A hand job given when the girl's hand is ice cold. It was 20 degrees out but she still gave me a Jack Frost on that park bench.
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A variation on the classic Icy Mike but with a festive "twist". (1) deposit feces on celophane. Ideally, one would want a fairly firm log-shaped crap (2) add semenal fluid (liberally) to feces for somewhat of a marbled affect (3) wrap entire piece up (while maintaining or creating log shape) (4) freeze (5) use to fuck, when appropriate. My girlfriend Julia loved the Icy Mike so much, that I decided to step it up a notch and surprise her with a Jack Frost for the holidays.
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some dank ass buds that have white leaves and red/orange hairs
a strand of really good weed that is named for the color of the nugs stoner 1: "dude, is that jack frost, or just straight krippie?"
stoner 2: "that firey frost shit man. but killa's slappin another $5 on a sack" |
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a good marijuana strain that is some good jack frost
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When you are outside on a cold winters morn' and it's so freezing that you cant feel your hands, you start jerking it with your numb hand and pretend its someone else doing the work. Mo: "Dude i'm freezing my nads off out here; this sucks."
Fatty (smiling): "That's why i'm givin myself the gnarliest jack frost!!!!" |
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