Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Jack Ball

Used to describe anyone sitting on their ass not doing a damn thing, just like a Jack ball you would get from Jack in the box.

"Look at those Jack balls, here we are working and those idiots are playing grab ass"

by Big Wobblers November 4, 2006

Jack Ball

Describes a person of either sex who does nothing. Basically contributes absolutely nothing of redeeming quality to the world around them. The word and subsequent definition came about after witnessing a person installing a Jack in the box jack ball on their antenna and asking myself what the hell does that damn thing do? Nothing!

Hey there's Don V doing what he does best, acting like a Jack Ball just sitting there on his fat ass. I bet he took Jack Ball lessons from Cait.

by Pig Slapper May 20, 2007

jack balling

bullshitting or trippin

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling

by lakieta April 11, 2008

jack ball sack

A bag of narcotics that are used to get laid.

My bro so hard up for some ass, he had to get out the jack ball sack.

by dangerdog36 August 3, 2017

Jack balling

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring

I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.

by XxKinkLordxX April 6, 2018

jack and balls

When a bartender inserts one or both of his testicles into a jack and coke...to produce a slightly salty taste.

Hey Bartender A round of Jack and Balls for the table please.

by Rickhaha March 31, 2008