|1.||Jack B. Johnson|
The current County Executive of Prince George County, Maryland. A crooked ass politician that allow the school system to go to shit and crime reach a all time high. His reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had Jesse Jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. His nickname is mush mouth. This idiots theme for the County is "livable communities" which is bullshit because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.
Jack B. Johnson is so fucked up it makes a brother want to vote Republican.
An obscure internet enigma who has posted across many internet forums, often relating to sports, especially Baltimore sports. Humiliates himself often to the entertainment of others. Is known for derailing threads into nonsensical political and sports related rants. Seems to start countless threads on anything that comes to his mind, and will amass thousands of posts in relatively short periods of time, often leading to bannings in these various forums.more...
Known current and past forum associations include Baltimoresun.com's talk forums, ESPN.com, Scout.com, Extremeravens.com, Diehardbaseball.net, Ravenstalk.com, Alldeaf.com, Houseofpolitics.com, and many many more.
Upon first sight one is inclined to believe Steveox is merely a gimmick, designed to rile up others and draw attention. However, the consistency of his posts, which go back to probably earlier than 1999, suggest this could be a serious case. If you have encountered steveox or any of his other handles across the internet, you remember him. See examples for steveox's ramblings and unique writing style.
The "ox" in steveox is believed to come from the year 1961, which was the Chinese year of the ox, and also his birth year.
Hates police officers with a passion that often gets him into trouble with moderation.
Search for any of his handles on google if you're bored and want some laughs. He is aka Buckdodgers, Jack-O-Lope, Ravensteve, Ravensteve1, Ravensteve1961, simplemind, Steveox1961, Steve888, St...
Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.
Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war
Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'
The Ward 9 community of Maryland.
The PG county hospital will face closure unless these clowns
on the County Council poney up and find a plan.
Big Boss is the main character of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, and Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops.more...
His birth name is Jack.
Jack was born sometime in the 1930's (Date Unknown). In the early 1950's Jack joined the Green Berets and became The Boss's apprentice (The boss is hero from WWII). In 1954, Jack was involved in the first airborne detonation of a hydrogen bomb. The Boss taught him everything about combat, from weaponry, survival, espionage, destruction, psychology. She taught him to speak Russian as well. He and The Boss developed a combat technique called CQC (Close Quarters Combat). His mentor, friend, and lover, The Boss left for unknown reasons on June 12 1959.
On August 24th, 1964, Jack was part of an operation entitled the "Virtuous Mission", in which he was to rescue a defecting Soviet rocket scientist named Nikolai Stepanovitch Sokolov. It was during this mission that Jack was given the codename "Naked Snake." Naked Snake deriving from the fact that he was there with no weapons, food, or backup assistance, he was "Naked" just as him name implied. "Snake" came from the fact that he was a student of The Boss which was a member of the COBRA unit, a unit responsible for the Allies victory in WWII.
However, this mission failed, due to the defection of The Boss. It is later discovered that The Boss had not truly defected, but that she was acting as a double agent to retrieve the Philosophers' Legacy (A large amount of hidden wealth) from Volgin.
Sweib means to be low key, or chill. It is an atmosphere that is really mellow but interesting, and or possibly intriguing/exciting.
Listening to Jack Johnson at the beach with my friends was very sweib.
A sandwhich composing of beacon, lettuce, and a penis. The B(beacon) L(Lettuce) D(Dick). Usually, desired penis is wrapped in a layer of lettuce, then utilizes fresh strips of beacon around the outside of the wrap, akin to a delicious ornamental ribbon.
Servicemen: "Hay Johnny, whatchu want off the dick menu?"
Johnny: "Gimme a BLD... the dick du jour"