JackMarlow 

If you call someone a JackMarlow it could mean a massive pussy and gay don. A JackMarlow is usually found in Dunmow and sucks cock for a fiver.

Person 1: your a right JackMarlow
Person 2: fuck off I ain’t gay

JackMarlow by C0dyHill April 13, 2020

Jackmar 

A very rare beautiful fun girl, who likes to have a good time. She is very athletic, likes to dance, and can sing. She can make you laugh, and is very outgoing, and optimistic. A Jackmar has a great figure, and great hair. If you meet a Jackmar consider yourself lucky.

John: "That girl is perfect"
Mark: "What did you expect with a name like Jackmar?"

Jackmar by Vamplifegorgeous January 25, 2015

jackmarshallize 

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

jackmarshallize by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012

Jackmarshallize 

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions - by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall's convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

To use it in a sentence: "Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

Jackmarshallize by BagOfKittens April 5, 2012

jackmar 

A way of calling someone a jackass, without using the same word.

Sasha can be such a jackmar when she rips off your dick and feeds it to a donkey

jackmar by OscarTheSunBear December 11, 2013

jackamaroon 

a person who is a total idiot. there is no hope for this individual. Like a jackass on steroids. total, complete moron.

you have to be a total jackamaroon to get ripped off in a "you have unclaimed gold overseas" scam.

jackamaroon by beegz December 15, 2010

jalamarion

The baddest bitch your ever meet. Never caring always eating food. Heart less

Jalamarion is a non-caring person

jalamarion by Jalamarion January 13, 2018