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Jewish-American bull-dyk

a butch lesbian who happens to be Jewish.

This media reference occurs in the stop motion show Rick & Steve-- Dana identifies herself as a JAB.
person#1: who's that dude?
person#2: that's Dana, she's not a dude, she's a Jab: a Jewish-American bulldyke
by Zman89 March 31, 2009
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derrogatory word for people of Indian origin or decent
youre a jab
by NOK August 28, 2003
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a word that already exists but's being used in a different context, means basically nothing, and can mean ne thing
"wats this jab"
by loser May 05, 2003
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Stands for-Just A Bitch, or Just A Body. A Jab is the kind of girl you hook up with when you aren't looking for a relationship. Using her for "just her body" and not getting emotionally attached, not getting her number, and possibly not even her name. Phrases for hooking up with JAB girls are "you down for a Jab?", "Want to throw some Jabs?" or even just a quick jab on the girls arm will do. If she Jabs back, shits goin' down.
Guy 1. "Ayy whats good bro?"
Guy 2. " Nothin' bro, I just broke up with my girl so I've been out here bangin' JAB girls that I'll never talk to again!"
Guy 1. " Bro, all girls should be JAB girls"
Guy 2. "Amen!"
by Just A Bro April 26, 2012
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An Object, usually round and circular with a smooth surface. The object is coated with Jube (Lube for jabs, inspected by the lubrication standards committee). Then the object is firmly placed between the butt cheeks. For newbies a slow sitting motion and/or vulgar thrusting would be adequate. For advance Jabbers (a person who jabs) a fast thrusting should be obtained. Jabbing can be accomplished with a partner and/or couple. Originally developed in Germany by pediatricians for anal cavity health. It was meant to brush your butt like a toothbrush brushes your mouth. When American society heard of this they perverted the technique to obtain self fulfillment.
I got a jab signed by Brad Pit, to bad its covered in my shit.

I have to attend JabberHolics Anonymous because I got addicted when my doctor told me to Jab everyday to keep the doctor away.
by PaPa Deusch June 16, 2010
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n./adj./v. -Modification of the word "Job". Generally used mockingly, or jokingly, and in a dirty, sexual or inappropriate way. Impact best taken when used multiple times in a row. Can replace any noun, verb, or adjective (Adjective only if "-by", "-balicious", or other suffix is added.)

word derived from basketball coach's accent, and founded by duke
Noun:
A: "Yeah dude! We finished the project in 25 minutes and got a B+ on it!
B: "Fuckin right dude! That's a damn good Jab!

Verb:
A: "Hey Hayden! Look at the way that chick's rack Jabs when she walks!
B: "Unbelievable. I'd Jab her right here and now."

Adjective:
A: "Mrs. Robinson! This pie is Jabtastic!"
B: "Oh, why thank you Timmy! It's such a polite little boy."
by Mr. Jabb May 17, 2006
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When a man misses a women's hole and ricochets off of the surrounding area. Common for the alcoholically impaired.

1 Jab is acceptable. 2+ = groan. 3+ out of the bed!
GOD! just get your cock in there already and stop JABBING me!
by b-burns. August 11, 2011
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