jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.

-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.

by super86me December 7, 2006

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004

jabronie

Its like a hockey word or something.

Guy 1: Hey you jabronies!

Guy 2: Cool word.

by Mac Alwayssunny July 24, 2011

jabronie

A dick who acts like their from jerzzy or some one from jerzzy shore

Wtf dude you act like a fucken jabronie

by randomshit100 May 25, 2013

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

Jabroni

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

jabroni

A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".

The Rock says, "Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni!"

by beau99 May 3, 2010