jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin

bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.

jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Jaaziel 

Jaaziel is a smart, elegant, honest, serious, and a very handsome guy. He has a precious smile that no girl could resist to fall in love with. He has so many beautiful layers of thick hair, has the most gorgeous brown eyes, the ones that you could spend an eternity looking into, has perfect-sized lips that would make a hot, sizzling make out session. He’s just unbelievable. He has a very loving and compassionate soul. He is a great friend and will always be there for you to listen, to make you laugh and to cheer you up. He is so amazing in bed that you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off of him. His alluring appearance and amazing personality is what has so many girls head over heals in love with him. Jaaziel is very rare in life so knowing him would be a beautiful gift and you’ll never find someone quite the same as him. He’s a King. Jaaziel in the Bible also means “The Strength of the Lord”.

Girl 1: “Have you guys seen my friend Jaaziel around?”
Girl 2: “Of course!! He smiled at me and I felt numb throughout my entire body and my cheeks blush. He’s absolutely breathtaking.”
Girl 3: “OMG I knowww his smile is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in my life :’)”
Girl 4: “I agree, I dream about him every night. He’s everything a woman can ask for…”

Jaaziel by Saruhhh :) January 14, 2022

Jaspinder 

Is a Indian Beauty! A Jaspinder is a goddess worrier that knows how to get what she wants! Gives no shit about haters. Only one way for this Indian beauty, and that’s the way to success. She’s a hot bitch with a sweet attitude! If u see a Jaspiner, u stay on her good side!

Ellen: Minzy, I don’t think I can do it! There is nooo wayyy I will get the job
Minzy: U DUMB FUCK, can u start feeling Jaspinder about your self?!!

Jaspinder by Moonisalwaysfull October 15, 2019

Japitan 

This term is used in Japanese lesbian S&M culture to refer to the "dom" in a relationship. The word was formed as a "Japlish" contraction for "a Japanese captain".

The term has been expanded to mean the domineering head of any Japanese-run organization; especially when used to describe an organization peopled by non-Japanese who are subservient to a Japanese boss. Usually expressed sarcastically as a reference to "my Japitan".

The term was purportedly first applied to Akiko Toida an infamous female pervert.

Yes, my Japitan, I will do as you have said immediately.

Japitan by verbiage November 17, 2011

Japina 

Noun
1. A hypothetical country that is a cross between China and Japan

1. This Chow-Mein Ramen mix came from Japina. Its a sooo good!

Japina by Steven Kincaid March 28, 2009

Jaapleen 

A girl with this name is considered to be one of the best Indian girls to ever live. Very sweet, kind, and affectionate, Jaapleen is one of the best people to live, being next to Gandhi. Everyone should bow down and be happy Jaapleen is in their presence, it is very rare. Smart, witty, and quick, Jaapleen is obviously the best human girl alive present day.

Harshan: "Wow, Jaapleen! I didn't know you were level 1438 in Overwatch! You're such a god!"
Jaapleen: "It's what I do!"

Jaapleen by jsan2k February 8, 2017

Happy Japing 

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill

Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!

Happy Japing by Assclown United December 12, 2007