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B.S.J.O. 

Big Sex Jump Off. Big Sex Jump Off. 1)Uncharectoristicly Sexually Uninhibited via excessive drug and alcohol consumption. 2)Sex Nasty
"She throws back that bottle of J.D. a couple more times and she will be primed and pumped for a B.S.J.O.!"
B.S.J.O. by daryl leckt January 4, 2008
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B.S.J.O. 

Big Sex Jump Off- #1)A sexual encounter, significace greatly exaggerated by conscous altering substances. #2)B.IG S.EX (first ever,meaningful,heartfelt,most memorable,signifacant) + J.UMP O.FF (everybodys sex partnerl); a heartfelt sexual encounter with everybodys sex partner
#1) "Dumb Ass! You didn't have sex with ( a ) 4 Star Kelly!! (or fill in the blank) Your B.S.J.O. was with Loosey Lucy!" #2) first drunk says; "Damn! I wanna' get me summa' that fine Bitch!" second drunk responds;"Dude, last weekend you were lying about doing 4 Star *****.Throw back some more Jack Danials and you'll be having a B.S.J.O. with Loosey Lucy again. NO! Somemore Sex!"
B.S.J.O. by darylleckt November 17, 2009
(1)-v. The act of creating, participating in, or spreading a conspiracy theory, especially one which would be found in conservative/right-wing circles;
(2)-adj. Akin to a conspiracy of ridiculous proportions, as would be put forward by the John Birch Society (JBS), Robert Welch's far-right anti-communist society.
(1)
Jill: "Did you catch Robert's grandmother yesterday? She was talking like Goldwater had won in '64. I guess LBJ must have hidden all those votes."
Jane: "Girl, she was just JBS-ing!"

(2)
David: "Did you hear that lecture on global warming yesterday?"
John: "Dude, global warming is so a government project...don't you know about the weather machine in DC?"
David: "That is so JBS-ing"
JBS-ing by Ryan Mulvey August 5, 2008
Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs
jbs by gigantorbball March 29, 2015
just being sarcastic
pronounced "JIBS."
Lorna is a sieve! JBS!
'jokes but serious'

To use when joking about something you actually think/want/need
'Does my bum look big in this?'

'yeah it looks massive haha... jbs'
jbs by Sandzdupree May 11, 2009