J.Crew customer (to friend): Honestly, the misconception these nouveau-riche kids have of our lifestyle is ridiculous. Let's go get some shopping done, though: the cable-knit cardigan I saw in J. Crew last week will go well with my pearl necklace and bright headband.
"It was probably from J.CREW. He/She is such a prep."
Girl 2: You must me homeless, girl 1. Don't you recognize the cut and collar? He's wearing Jcrew bitch. He doesn't need a label.
Tina: AHHHHH Let's go!!! I must have 12 pairs of flip-flops and some new chinos!