John J. Johnson

The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.

"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"

John J. Johnson by Peeksownssmash May 23, 2009

John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.

"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"

John J by Alina Rose November 24, 2021

John J Morris 

Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️

John J Morris is 🅿️ For real

John J Morris by G god see gf gbh February 15, 2022

Josh J Johnson

That guy that nobody knows who he is.

Guy: Who the hell is Josh J Johnson? Guy 2: A crab or something idk lol

Josh J Johnson by SadCavernGuy October 16, 2020

Johnny j skizz

A nickname given to someone who masterbates too much.

I bet that kid is a johnny j skizz.

Johnny j skizz by Shamoothewhale October 6, 2008

johnny j 

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though

i bet hes a johnny j

johnny j by kindersuprise October 29, 2020

R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

R.J. (A Randy Johnson) by Chris Miller March 22, 2023