a man with a J shaped penis when he becomes erect.. AKA a penis curving up instead of straight
Brian do you have a banana in your pants or are you just rockin the J BIRD
by Brian scott kohler May 13, 2009
A term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'.
Everyone agreed that his j-bird was the prettiest girl in town.
by HumbleGenius October 28, 2009
A term referring to a large joint. J represents 'Joint' whereas Bird represents "How High you will be.' This term is used primarily in the Bay Area.
"Grab some papers from the corner store so we can roll up a J Bird and get hella high."
by b2a1y3 March 08, 2009
A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.
Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.
by kwillock November 30, 2011
Refers to a woman who is hotter than anyone you've ever seen before.
Jen is such a jbird that she makes all the other jbirds go to shame...in fact on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 197.
by MeHereNow June 04, 2007
Referred to a person who is in and out of jail often. Also used to refer to an asshole; or both combined.
That boy Nassty such a J-Bird.
by DarkAngel22 March 05, 2014