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i rolled a fat j bone and smoked it to the head
by mike mke June 29, 2006
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Slang term for Jordan basketball shoes. Primarily used in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Them new J- Bones just came out folks.
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An erect penis that has a distinct curvature to the left or to the right, or up or down, resembling a letter "J"
Dude, did you see the J bone on that pornstar's dick? It was curving way to the left!
by Joelbone March 10, 2008
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Someone who frequently shows their zombie like penis.
Jason put your pants on quickly i can see your jbone.
by Herman Craptower April 09, 2009
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An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.
He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.
by his co-worker February 02, 2012
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The Nickname For Toronto Maple Leafs Forward Jason Blake.
Did You See That Dirty Goal By J-Bone? Bar Down Baby!
by flyerboy91 October 24, 2009
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guy 1: hey I'm about to roll a j-bone you in?

guy 2: HELL YEAH!!!!
by o'ring August 16, 2010
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