When you get cut off on a sentence or a rap..
Guy: Yo man Check this..
WHEN I WAS 1-
Guy#2: Well like I was saying man last night I got laid..
Guy #3: LMAO GUY GOT J.Cole'd
|989.||Nicole Brown Simpson|
the story of a young women who though no fault of her own, tried to move on with her life after a divorce from a psychotic, egotistical, women-beating, little boy and murderer.more...
Nicole Simpson met O. J. Simpson in June 1977 while working as a waitress at a Beverly Hills nightclub. Brown and Simpson were married on February 2, 1985 They had two children together ( poor kids.) The marriage lasted seven years, during which Simpson pleaded no contest to spousal abuse in 1989 Brown filed for divorce in 1992 citing "irreconcilable differences. On the morning of June 13, 1994, neighbors found the mutilated bodies of Nicole Simpson and her acquaintance Ronald Goldman in the enclosed front courtyard of her condo. Goldman was a waiter at the restaurant Mezzaluna, where Brown and her family had dined that evening. Both Goldman and Brown had been stabbed multiple times. O. J. Simpson was arrested and charged with both murders; he was acquitted of these crimes in a criminal trial. By simply playing the overused "Race card." However, in a subsequent civil trial, he was found liable for the deaths of his ex-wife and Goldman and ordered to pay $33,500,000 to the families of Brown and Goldman, in which in the ten years of their pain, they never received a single dime. There death was the act of a cowardice from a man who deserves everything he's gotten. some say O.J was innocent, although those people are also make up one-forth of the U.S's retard ratio. May Ron and Nicole rest in peace.
J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
Boring, Sleep time, zzzzzzzzz and Yawn
"are you really that boring"
yes you dont know about me im J Mac
When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse and instead of ejaculating on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!". His friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!". A random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, "JASON DERULO!!!"
Guy: "I'm Cumming!!!"
Girl: *closes eyes, opens mouth*
Guy: *punches girl in face* "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!!!"
Girl: "OOOOOWWWW!!!" "What was that for?"
Guy's Friend: "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!"
Girl: "What the hell is going on?" "Is that a camera?"
Random Stranger: "JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Girl: "Somebody KILL ME!!!" *weeps*
An extremely aggressive blow job
Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot
A hurtful racial slur against potato farmers. The term originated during the Great Potato Famine in the 19th century. Officially, the term means Judgement Blight. Eventually, this was shortened to J-Blight's, and subsequently J-Biebs.
In Daryl Winter's 1984 book "Barren Soil", which chronicled the history and socio-economic ramifications of the Famine, he stated that "Biebs" was actually a portmanteau of eyes (as in potatoes) and blight.
The term came up rather infrequently, save for some letters and land deeds.
In a rather humorous turn of events, the child actor Justin Bieber has earned the nickname J-Biebs by his adorning fans.
Get the hell away from me, you stupid J-Bieb. We have no food thanks to you!