The ghetto indoor flea market where you can buy anything fom cell phones to choppas for the cheap. Located in Pine Hills "Choppa City", Florida
Just got me a fresh white tee and a dime bag at J mart.
1. J-Mart is what most people assume to be a fictional knock off of K-Mart in the well known show South Park. In reality, and I don't think South Park's creators knew this, J-Mart is an actual store located in and around Orlando, FL. Yes I'm fucking serious, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, Google it. Right now.
J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rat
s, Skank Ass Trick
s, Trick Ass Skank
s, Mark Ass Trick
s,Trick Ass Mark
s, Mark Ass Skank
s, Mark Ass Mark
s, Crack Head
s, Crack Whore
s, White Trash
In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.