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A canvas for my nut.
My friend asked me what the sticky babe in the corner of my room was. "JLo," I told him. "That's a JLo."
by Mauthner February 02, 2010
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1. Self professed acronym that Latina Pop star Jennifer Lopez began calling herself in 2002.

2. Large, spankable, booty. In reference to Jennifer Lopez's booty.

3. Clothing and accessory line created by Jennifer Lopez, a.k.a., J.Lo

4. Root of insult, J.Ho, in reference to Jennifer Lopez.

5. Former wife of Ben Affleck. See bennifer.
1. J.Lo is getting married again!?

2. Look at that girl over there. She's got quite a J.Lo.

3. Hey, there's a pile of ugly clothes in the gutter! And look what they say on them - J.Lo!

4. That girl who sleeps around is sure a J.Ho.

5. J.Lo and Ben created the fusion known as bennifer.
by robots on parade June 30, 2004
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A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people
by god July 18, 2003
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a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything
by lo low superlow August 02, 2003
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a bitch that thinks she can sing
jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.

Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail
by Neen March 11, 2004
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Doing the JLO is an act where you deliver a peace sign extended from your body, down and away, with the palm facing out, a way to show your ultra cool status. Also-usually accompanied with a smirk.
Steve gave the JLO while looking fresh when approaching some fine females at a high class club.
by Hulk23 November 12, 2011
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(JAY-LOW) vt. To have no talent yet achieve notoriety.
Matchbox 20 JLo'd their way onto today's music charts. The teens who bought Mbox's music will live a very JLo'd life.
by Grogan's Heroes September 13, 2003
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