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15. j lo
that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.
- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!
by Jack Bean Dec 3, 2004 add a video
1. j lo
1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!
Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!
by anonymous Jun 11, 2003 add a video
2. j lo
big ol' butt
Jennifer Lopez
by john batey Jan 30, 2003 add a video
3. j lo
a stupid stuckup slut star overpaid by hollywood
4. j lo
a woman with a very sexy, juicy,bodonkadonk ass
i dono shes hot
by jon jones Dec 9, 2003 add a video
5. j lo
a booty that's in good shape.
Her Jlo is like "whoa!"
by Iron Pimp Dec 10, 2003 add a video
6. j lo
nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack
J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!
by Silky Smooth Dec 2, 2003 add a video
7. j lo
"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.
see that crack ho, shes so j lo blowin for crack and apple crumble
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