Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sounds of porn.

to "diddle" is to form a gun with your gun, using your middle finger and pointer finger and being able to easily acces a hole, ususaly the vah j j, and or anus.one is diddled is a diddlee, and one who diddles is the diddler.one pleasure the opposion buy twisting the wrist and moving the pointer and middle finger back and forth in a quick motion. the oppostion becomes easily excited and arroused and begins to moan like a man fuckin a seegal. the hole beings to get bigger as proceeded. there are other types of diddle such as the "deep freeze"- ice is applied to diddle standard form, and instant peasure begins, or the trifecta diddle- using three fingers and insterting into hole and then with great intensity and anger exploding out like a trident.- all made by the great owners lord of the diddle, and co-founder diddletron