Before consumating a sexual act a person defined as an Izzy would say certain things like "Scuse me while I whip this out" and "That's what she said" and "Papa Cock" to see if his/her partner would be turned on. In the abscence of desire they would then do an amazingly complicated - for some people - mating dance that looked like a more fun hip version of getting your ass spanked. If that also failed they would then do the "Shake Your Finger Dance" and when no results came from that then they would read embarassing lesbian erotica and then question the meaning of a Labia therefore killing the sexual mood of the erotic literature. In the very last attempt of "getting it on" they would tell their partner that they "Don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock" In the end no sex will be had by anyone and the person defined as an Izzy would go home and take off their pants and sit and read a romance novel and talk about hot Walmart Guy with her best friend who also happens to be a complete loser.
"Oh man, I became an Izzy last night! I was singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to one of my friends and then she chimed in! Never felt like more of a loser or Fuckface."

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A Smexy beast who's great and funny but loves a good penis up her bum
Boy: Hey do you want a 'Izzy' Tonight
Girl: Oh yes !
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To Izzy: to epically crash and burn, during the execution of a mundane task.
Man, did you see that girl try to catch the ball?? She totally Izzy-ed!!!
by Honeybee101 August 23, 2011

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A smelly girl who loves to do snail impressions

And is so beautiful
Omg izzys so beautiful
Hey have you seen izzys fab snail impression?
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a chicken legged person but also tends to be beautiful and elegant.
look at that izzy
by dr.awesomelycool January 10, 2009

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A tall girl who claims to dislike everyone smaller or taller then her accept one of her friends, she jokes around and can seem insensitive but inside she hurts more then most and doesn't even let her friends know it, though they know its there. Izzy will always have your back and dislikes fighting.
Izzy: I don't like midgets, its a rule of mine
Aimee: What about ME Iz?
Izzy: Your an exception
by AzzyClazzy December 30, 2011

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Skipping school for no reason, not because you're sick, just because you want too.

Pretending you're sick to skip school.
Going to the nurses to skip class.
"So you pulled an Izzy today?"
"Yea I couldn't be bothered to go to school today."

"Heard you didn't go to school today."
"I pulled an Izzy, I had a test."
by phx142 September 15, 2011

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A girl who is quite normal and innocent looking on the outside but inside is delusional wreck. Believing that she is the leader of a sacred colony of tropical wasps. Izzy can be deadly, take twice daily. Handle with care
Person 1: "Wow, I think I am the leader of a sacred colony of tropical wasps."
Person 2 : "Don't be such an Izzy."
by Mrs Beeswax June 04, 2011

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