Before consumating a sexual act a person defined as an Izzy would say certain things like "Scuse me while I whip this out" and "That's what she said" and "Papa Cock" to see if his/her partner would be turned on. In the abscence of desire they would then do an amazingly complicated - for some people - mating dance that looked like a more fun hip version of getting your ass spanked. If that also failed they would then do the "Shake Your Finger Dance" and when no results came from that then they would read embarassing lesbian erotica and then question the meaning of a Labia therefore killing the sexual mood of the erotic literature. In the very last attempt of "getting it on" they would tell their partner that they "Don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock" In the end no sex will be had by anyone and the person defined as an Izzy would go home and take off their pants and sit and read a romance novel and talk about hot Walmart Guy with her best friend who also happens to be a complete loser.
"Oh man, I became an Izzy last night! I was singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to one of my friends and then she chimed in! Never felt like more of a loser or Fuckface."

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1)
A sexy woman that has the sexiest legs and body and is the most wonderful thing in bed. Smart, cute funny and intelligent. Great In Bed
2) To vacate an area quickly for a important reason
"Damn, I brought home an Izzy last night and we had sex for 5 hours, it was awesome!!"
by ilykboysboys May 18, 2009

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perfect, pretty person that you will ever meet, the best friend that had forever. LOVE YOU IZZY
Izzy loves panda bears
by katie112 October 24, 2011

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A fit fit girl who loves to go out and party. She is popular and goes out with only the best guys. She is known for going out with guys called Chris and Tom.
Jeez can u believe that Izzy is going out with Chris again.
by Chris123123 October 17, 2010

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She is a beautiful person inside and out. She'll make you laugh till you run out of breath. She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Often straying from the normal things in life she likes to think outside the box, and often does. She sees things unlike any other person you will ever meet because her mind is so complex. She doesn't see things in black and white and never gives a fuck what people think of her. Although she's extremely smart she'll make you find it out for yourself, meaning you should never get on her bad side. If you make this girl angry she'll make you're life a living hell because she never losses a fight. never. Despite that she's all together a really nice person and has many friends. Everybody loves her. She's a great best friend and a better girlfriend.
Izzy is an amazing woman.
by harpydarpy January 21, 2012

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Stradlin, Izzy. Original rhythm guitarist of brilliant band Guns And Roses. When he quit it was the beginning of the end for the band. His creative contributions to the band were very important and are often overlooked.
Slash and Izzy were one wicked pair.
by Frankie G June 01, 2004

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Izzy is the most amazing friend you could ever ask for, she is smart, funny, interesting, friendly, caring, beautiful and the biggest cutie pie ever! You can keep a conversation with her going for months and she'll always be there when you need her! Don't mess her around and you'll have the best friend you could wish for. You can tell a Izzy anything and she will never tell anyone because she is such a loyal person!
Person 1 - I met this really nice girl, she is really cool and I can tell her anything!
Person 2 - Must be an Izzy!
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truly capable of great feets of human kindness, then in same breath, or bat of the eye, flips to become a true menace to society.
they all will become a great part of the near future when ridding with a izzy like it or not.
by redcell February 09, 2010

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