The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," "sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.
by Macadaciouse November 07, 2004
Has gained legitamancy now that Webster-Merriam dictionary now includes "nukular" as a proper pronunciation of nuclear thanks to prez Bush Jr.
by mrmulan February 14, 2005
I pride myself on being able to sound semi-articulate when communicating with a professor, however, when I'm get wit my homies, it's like total ivonics up in herrrr.
by Lexi-Lulu December 04, 2009