| 1. | Spread Those Big,Beautiful Butt-Cheeks | ||
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Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!! All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
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| 2. | fudge | ||
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A good way to cover up the word Fuck when you say it out loud without thinking who you are around.
To perform this just while you are saying fuck, quickly change it to fudge. Sometimes you may catch it a little late and say fucdge. but it still sounds betta than the real thing O fudge, ive been shot!
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| 3. | Combustication | ||
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Bursting sudenly into flames
comes from the song "Pardon Me" by Incubus in which Brandon Boyd uses it. ...cuz lately ive been thinking of combustication as a welcome vacation from...
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| 4. | lead-on | ||
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Usually a gorgeous teenage girl, That has everything you ever wanted, Goes out on dates with you, Kiss's you, holds your hand and looks into your eyes, says very meaningfull things to you, then you wake up the next day exited to talk to that person... only to found out STAB STAB they wanna be your freind, Most of the time the reason is they have found another cock to suck, but in some odd cases, they are just retarded. Me: Hey hun, How are you today
Girl:Hey im awsome thanks babe, today was the best i love you so much Next day Me:Hey Gorgeous how are you Girl:Um hi... im ok... listen ive been thinking, maybe we should be freinds Me: O_o fuck you whore *sigh* i was lead-on again :( |
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| 5. | goth | ||
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ok, after reading your definitions, im amazed people actualy post here. alot of people have it right, but noone is rong.
musicaly, goth is nolonger aroung, spiritualy, goth is dying fashion wise, goth is being replaced, for the people who label themselves goth, get a grip, for the people who are labled goth, be proud people see you as yourself. after reading them all, all ive found, is that stereotypes of goth are wrong, and so are most of the defenitions. goth is a culture, a way of life, and a way through for some of us. i am 13, and ive been labled for over 4 years, i couldnt care, if they want to call me goth, let them, all i know is that if they label you, they are making thwemselces no better than that which they are mocking. them: hes one of those goths who try to kill themselves
me: whatever them: gay boy me: im not gay, alough i know alot of people who are. them: what is with him, thinking is all hrd, because he slits his wrists me: i dont slit my wrists, i write poetry to unwind, i slit myself to realise that things could be worse, and i hate people like you because they need to take the mick out of us sor a few cheap laughs, when it would be much easier to go out and get a fewdecent friends, and have a decent life, than ruining it just to be popular |
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| 6. | snakes on a plane | ||
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noun, verb, adjective, any: A simple universal phrase that can be taken to mean anything, anywhere, anytime; and when said, is ALWAYS funny. Randomness is a common prerequisite for use of this phrase. Usually having somewhat of a negative connotation, Snakes on a Plane can be conceptually used just like the word fuck, as a common replacement for any word, or a common additon to any phrase. However, since the phrase is universal, it can be used to signify positive events as well. It can be used as a synonymn for anything from smoking weed to having sex. Coined by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 upcoming summer blockbuster by the same name, Snakes on a Plane is the most versatile and most loosely-used phrase in existance. Comonly used with the word muhfuggin appearing any number of times throughout.
Since the phrase is such a universal and all-encompassing one, the words "Snakes" and "Plane" MUST always be capitalized. John: Hey Cliff, whats up dude?
Cliff: Not much man. (Long Pause) Cliff: Muhfuggin SNAKES on a muhfuggin PLANE, man! John: HAHAHAHA! ROFFUL! Cliff you kill me dude (wipes tear). "You do that again, Imma' go Snakes on a Plane on your ass." "Its hotter'n Snakes on a Plane out here." Ryan: Hey dude, you up for Snakin' on a Plane tonight? Andrew: Ive been wanting to Snakes on a Plane all day. Im SO glad you said that, dude. Seriously. Old War Vet: I was there at Iwo Jima! It was a bloodbath. It was like Snakes on muhfuggin' Plane out there. Young Boy: Dude, that mustve been crucial... Emily: Hey baby, Ive been thinking about you all day... How bout a little Snakes on a Plane action tonight? JC: I was thinking the same thing, baby... Mike: Youre a fucking idiot, Adam. Adam: Oh YEAH? Snakes on a Plane, dude. Muhfuggin SNAKES. On a PLANE. Mike: Alright, dude, you got me. |
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| 7. | head fucked | ||
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1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head 3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets "Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."
Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes". |
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