A very good basketball player. Loves not to be gay. He is very handsome
Look it's Ivan
Amazing, sweet, funny, cute, the kind of guy you would never expect falling in love with...
Your best friend, the guy you watch from afar, the guy that makes you spout poetry because everything looks fricking wonderful and beautiful right now. Makes you sing, makes you laugh at anything and everything, makes you feel like the world is spinning around you.
Girl 1: (bitterly watches couples smooching on Valentine's Day) I'm so alone...forever alone...
Girl 2: Come on, let's go find you an Ivan. Look, there's one right there!
Girl 1: Only if you don't mind me being love-crazy for the next year...
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's unavoidable. Anyone who falls in love with Ivan will sing sappy love songs, laugh a lot, dance around, act like a nutcase...
Girl 1: ... (too busy staring at Ivan)
Girl 2: Here we go...
The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's so many Ivans here.
What is it about Ivan that i just want to sit on his face?
Ivans so funny. I wish he was mine.
No coordination, which leads to a poor ability to play all First Person Shooters (of which include the Counter Strike Series). Also characterized by poor understanding of mathematics.
Those guys are ivans.
Usually Tall, Brown, Mexican, one of the biggest cowards alive, a very good scholar, big achiever but he will choose his achievements over his friends any day. Prefers BIG women and also chooses them over his friends. However he is a sweetheart with the ladies, altought he is not the most smartest flirt, he will get ladies.
Don't be an Ivan, and get in the water !
1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan
A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower.
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."