|1.||its not you, its me|
what guys say when they dont wanna be with you
girl: "but, what did i do?"
guy: "its not you, its me"
|2.||It's not you, it's me.|
When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...
Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."
|3.||Can you hear me now?|
The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
|4.||it's not you|
typically a phrase that is code for: IT IS SO YOU!!!
Jim: Listen Terri, it's not you, it's me. You're just really annoying, and its bugging me
Terri: so it is me then?
Jim: well actually, yeah it is...
|5.||it's not you, it's me.|
1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.
"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."
When something overflows and reeks with suckery. Nothing can suck as much as that. It is "the suck." You can feel the suck being emitted from "the suck" when get near it. To earn the title "the suck" it has to suckiest thing that has ever sucked in your sucky life before. Trust me you do not want to be "the suck" Bewarned, "the suck" is contagious and its suckage can be transfered through you touching it, or you sucking off the suck.
My girlfriend: You suck
Me: O yea? Well you are the suck
My girlfriend: Make love to me
|7.||Your Not Tough|
A simple cutting down of an idiot who thinks their god-almighty. this seems to work best with little grommet kids who want to fight the world and those with bigger ego's than dicks.
Its easy to remember and a little repetitive, i have yet to see anyone come up with a good comeback to it.
a hint is to keep the sentences short and calm, something thats confusing to a screaming pre-teen.
*little grommet kid making trouble, trying to be cool/gangster*
"you can all suck my balls!!! i hate the world! i wanna sleep with your mum!"
"oi kid, your not tough."
"No. just no. forget it, your not tough."
"i said suck me!"
"forget it kid, your not tough"