A compact car built by the Ford Motor Company. Handles well, performs decently... don't get me wrong, its a pretty good car...
THAT'S UGLY AS FUCK, especially the hatchback version.
Usually driven by good ol' boys who can't afford gas and maintinance for their muscle cars or pickup trucks, but will not buy an imported compact.
Some say lesbians drive Focuses as well(however they prefer subaru station wagons more).
I saw a ford focus at an auto show when they first came out. Cheap korean made engine covered in alumunium foil. I'm pretty sure they arent made that way anymore...
1. a crap car company
2. abrv. from crap car company meaning fix or repair daily.
Woo man what happened to your car
yep thats why its a ford
o cuz u need to fix or repair it daily
1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
A Vehicle made by the Ford Motor Corporation.
-Ultra low quality styling
-Lowest grade assembling (even low quality chinese factories believed it was crap)
-Has about as much appeal as Grandma Porn
-Has a engine that would struggle to power a lawn mower
-Does the quarter mile somewhere between tuesday and friday
-Causes Instant embarrassment for the driver who should invest in a paper bag for their head.
-Last of all you would be more safe juggling sticks of highly dangerous uranium rather than having an accident in one. (eg. Better chance of surviving a nuclear fallout)
Character 1: Did you hear that James got a Ford KA?
Character 2: Its not funny to make jokes like that
Character 1: I'm Serious!
Character 2: What an absolute cock-bag... James is the lowest form of life and doesn't deserve to live, buying a ford Ka is like worshiping the devil, he is a danger to society and should be shot on sight...
Ford is an American disgrace to the auto industry. Every ford's problems are circled and highlighted in blue, yet hicks and dumb bimbos constantly buy them.
Also a company that enjoys copying Dodge's styles. Ever compare a 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan (designed first) to a 1999 Ford Windstar? Aren't the similarities MIND BOGGLING!?
I was once a Ford guy, I had 2 Ford Rangers. Right after the warranty expired the engines fell out, seriously. Went out and bought a Ram and 160,000 miles and ONE transmission repair, its still with me working just as same as the day I bought it.
often known as the tampon of the street scene cuz every pussy has one after the foxbody the mustang has evolved into a chick car with there 4.6 v8 i dont car if its a cobra or not there is no replacement for displacement
Lets go out and count how many ford mustangs we see today
an American classic muscle car that has been around since its smash-hit popularity in the 60's, the mustang is the pride of ford's entire line-up. ford mustangs used to be popular among guys, but over recent years, it has come to the appeal of many teenage girls across america, and now the mustang is just a little bitchy chick car since every 16 year old girl (and up) thinks they are cool as shit if they have a flashy car that everybody likes, even though probably 95% of girls that drive a mustang don't even know the first thing about what is under the hood besides an engine, and not even how big the engine is. most girls will just buy the basic v6 version of the mustang, because as mentioned earlier, the only important thing is that the girl has a mustang. it is very rare that you will see a girl driving her own mustang gt.
bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don't spoil it
Girl: "come on girls! lets roll to the mall in my new ford mustang! we'll be cruisin' in style!"
- 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss -
guy 1: "damn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion"
guy 2: "yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now."