| 1. | date tax | ||
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The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date. Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ? Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax. |
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| 2. | plan-date | ||
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When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date. Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great. Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5 Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date! |
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| 3. | break up date | ||
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its when a guy/girl gets all ready to go on a date, and is really nice to the girl/guy all night, no matter how long they've been dating, and breaks up with her/him in a really nice way an example of break up date: like...you know ________(name)...your such a good person....beautiful, smart.....i dont deserve you............your way to great........i think i should just let you have your space to become the great person i know u are
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| 4. | date block | ||
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The state of acting like total idiot in front of a date, cute guy/girl or friend in which you like Cutee guy:hey what's up
Girl:uh hi um not much Cute guy: your face is red Girl: oh um (looking down) its really hot in here Cute guy : your getting date block aren't you |
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| 5. | D-Date | ||
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A date un-organized or un-planned but jumped into awkwardly and unofficially or a date where you are bombarded by questions and/or not able to speak Example 1
John: Hey do you want to go to the movies Kate: Ya sure i'll meet you there John: Umm WTF a D-Date Kate: O.K. cya there John: Alright Example 2 John: Hey Kate: Hey omg (constant rambling) John: Oh ya... Kate: No no no its like (more rambling) John: Wow O.K. |
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| 6. | Skydate | ||
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The use of skype as a date enhancer or medium. Friend 1: "Since we are both stuck home lets go smoke pot at the park!"
Friend 2: "Cant. I have a date with Girl 1..." Friend 1: "What the fuck? Weren't you staying home tonight?!" Friend 2: "Its through skype..." Friend 1: "Wow. A Skydate huh? That is sad AND cheap." |
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| 7. | Schrödinger's Date | ||
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Two people decide to hang out without specifically calling it a date. If nothing comes of it, you frame it as just two people hanging out together. If you end up dating, however, you would both point to this event as your first date. During the Schrodeninger's Date itself, its status in indeterminate. But afterwards when you look back at the event, you can determine what it truly was. This is derived from the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment in physics. But this has greater opportunity for sexing. Person: "Andi, was that a first date last night?"
Andi: "I don't know, it was a Schrödinger's Date. He just said that he was bored and wanted to see a movie. I'm not super interested, but if he wanted to go out, I wouldn't mind it and we had a really good time and we'll have to see what comes of it." vs Person: "Jase, how was your Schrödinger's Date last night?" Jason: "It was great, but now we're going to a hockey game this afternoon and then dinner with her parents tonight. I'm pretty sure that's was officially our first date. |
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