| 1. | fall out boy | ||
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I'm going to admit that I never heard of Fall Out Boy until I heard "Sugar We're Going Down" on MTV. I fell in love with the song and proceeded to go out and buy their CD NOT because they were on MTV, but because I liked the music and could care less whether or not TRL put it on the number one spot or no. Since then, I have learned all the lyrics to ALL of their songs, even -GASP- the songs before MTV stuck their big ass noses into good music and twisted it into a "trend" they know will get them a big ass pay check. MTV is not worthy to be called "Music Television" as it no longer plays any "good" music anymore.
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Many of you will be shocked to hear that FOB is not emo. Just because Pete happens to wear skinny jeans and eyeliner doesn't mean he has to wear this stupid ass lable that butt-fuck MTV exec's put on him. Anybody who calls them "emo", I have a special message for you: Shut up you incoherent asshole. Maybe if you would actually think with the brain God gave you and not with your ass, you might actually find some good bands. Stop calling them emo when you don't even know what the fuck it means. And for all of you saying that Patrick can't sing, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE MIC YOU "TRY" TO SING INTO BECAUSE, EXCUSE ME, PATRICK IS THE ONE ON STAGE SINGING AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE NOT. I for one listen to Fall Out Boy because of the music and if Pete and Patrick just so happen to be attractive its a extra bonus. So shut the fuck up and if you don't like FOB, th... |
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| 2. | aiginvestment | ||
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1. An investment in the American International Group, Inc. (AIG) via taxpayer money channeled into a bailout 2. An "aging" investment, particularly in AIG, which has matured over time and which has recently yielded anywhere from small to extremely large benefits in the form of bonuses derived from a 165-million-dollar bailout -verb 1. The act of paying taxes in hopes of its infusion into a government bailout resulting in one's subsequent reception of anywhere from $1000 to $6.5 million in bonus pay 2. To invest in AIG and the personal benefit of its employees with one's taxes -noun
1. "For the sake of our country's future, I believe it's vital that we make an aiginvestment with taxpayers' money and little regulation." 2. "I've been working at AIG for 20 years and now I'm a top executive who received $6.5 million in bonus pay. Although I've certainly aged over the years, it seems my aiginvestment payed off." -verb 1. "I've been evading the IRS for years, but recently I landed a job at AIG. I think i'll pay my taxes now since the aiginvestment seems to pay off." 2. "I support AIG and would like all its employees to benefit despite the horrendous job they've done at running the company; henceforth, I shall reward them by paying my taxes and thus making an aiginvestment in their personal welfare." |
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| 3. | aiginvestment | ||
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1. An investment in the American International Group, Inc. (AIG) via taxpayer money channeled into a bailout 2. An "aging" investment, particularly in AIG, which has matured over time and which has recently yielded anywhere from small to extremely large benefits in the form of bonuses derived from a 165-million-dollar bailout 3. The act of paying taxes in hopes of its infusion into a government bailout resulting in one's subsequent reception of anywhere from $1000 to $6.5 million in bonus pay 4. The act of investing in AIG and the personal benefit of its employees with one's taxes 1. "For the sake of our country's future, I believe it's vital that we make an aiginvestment with taxpayers' money and little regulation."
2. "I've been working at AIG for 20 years and now I'm a top executive who received $6.5 million in bonus pay. Although I've certainly aged over the years, it seems my aiginvestment payed off." 3. "I've been evading the IRS for years, but recently I landed a job at AIG. I think i'll pay my taxes now since the aiginvestment seems to pay off." 4. "I support AIG and would like all its employees to benefit despite the horrendous job they've done at running the company; henceforth, I shall reward them by paying my taxes and thus making an aiginvestment in their personal welfare." |
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| 4. | Russian Room Service | ||
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The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area. B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows. C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets. *Bonus points* If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions. The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by. |
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