iTampon 

the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the iPad

"dude, i heard there's gonna be a better ipad."
"really? i hope its better then that piece of shit."
"yeah its called iTampon."
"awesome."

iTampon by Apple Manager April 15, 2010

iTampon 

The sister of the iPad. Makes women able to listen to music while having their period. Also makes them able to swim.

Katie: Mom, I'm having my period. Have you seen my iTampon?

iTampon by marieantoinetteinlatin January 29, 2010

iTampon 

Term used to mock the iPad, Apple's latest over-priced multi-media device.

Steve Jobs invented the iTampon to plug the bleeding in AT&T's 3G network.

iTampon by linux_rules January 27, 2010

iTampon 

Alternative name for Apple's newest product, the iPad. The iPad looks like an iPod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.

Guy 1 - "Hey, did you get your new iTampon yet?"
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"

Over 1 billion applicators downloaded!

iTampon by Lord Wickerbottom XVII Jr. January 27, 2010

iCramp

The cramp that you get in your thumb when scrolling through 3,856 songs on your Ipod to get the right one.

Yo, I got the only iCramp trying to get to the last song on my Ipod.

iCramp by Maritza September 6, 2006

iTampon 

Slang and/or insult for iPad.

I gotta go to the store and new my iTampon

iTampon by latfhandhisitampon January 27, 2010

iCramp

The chronic, painful muscular tension in the thumb/palms caused by prolonged typing on an iPhone keyboard

River: Ay dawg, why you got that ice pack on ya hand like that?

Cletus: Ya boy had some gnarly iCramping going on earlier, gotta rally for my planned jack-off marathon tonight.

iCramp by Longrod Von Hugedong April 18, 2013