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What people who can't read words completely call an iPod Touch.

iTouch has been a Logitech keyboard series for about 10 years.
-My keyboard is an iTouch.
-You use an iPod as a keyboard, how did you do this?
-No, moron... I bought it 10 years ago, iEverything didn't even exist!
by Meeeeeeeeeeee12345 November 01, 2007
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what retarded people -who simply cant pronounce ipod touch-call the ipod touch.
Kayla: omg i just go an itouch!
Ashley:why the hell do you call it that?
by omfg all names are taken December 24, 2008
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Jim: What did you do Saturday night?
Bob: I didnt have a date, so I just interfaced with the iTouch.
by Spenc3rr November 04, 2007
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Simpler way of saying iPod Touch. Frequently a disregarded word by douchebags who will constantly badger you for saying iTouch and not iPod Touch. Basically, macfags who will always blindly suck the iCock, and apple employees are the only people who think this matters.
Next time some douchebag gives you shit for saying iTouch, shorten them down to simply "d-bag" just to stay consistent.
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iTouch is short for the new iPod Touch.
Getting the iPod touch is a whole new experience... the iTouch experience!
by Vadim K September 24, 2007
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A simpler way to say "iPod Touch," which is one of the newest devices created by Apple, and is a deviation of the iPhone, just without the phone.
Man1: Oh my effing God!! What is THAT?
Man2: Oh, this is my "iTouch".
Man1: "iTouch"?
Man2: It's an iPod touch.
Man1: *drooling* Awesome...
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the new ipod. does everything the old one does but uses flash memory instead of a hard drive. looks like the new iphone
ipod classic, nano, iphone, shuffle itouch
by fanland September 22, 2007
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