itchy eye

Euphemism for the anus. Specifically referencing it's proclivity to itch when unclean or uncared for.

Having nothing else handy, Mike used a toothbrush to take care of his itchy eye.

by Spmarx May 11, 2006

by stinky April 29, 2003

ITCHY BROWN EYE

after you've been done in the bum bum

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.

Shouldn't need an example.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

When ones asshole is itchy... also known as the " third eye "

After farting loudly I suddenly developed a really itchy third eye

by itchy third eye December 12, 2018

It's when the butthole itches after the first time after anal sex. It itches with vigor, yet hurts to touch it.

Anna winced in pain as she used a back scratcher for it was far worse than any poison ivy.

by second base October 21, 2003

What you see when the butt cheeks are spread apart.

>She bent over and asked me to invade her itchy brown eye.

>I looked her square in her itchy brown eye and then inserted my fist.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003