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The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."
Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

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