Top Definition
An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.
Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"
by moist101 January 20, 2011

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