Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.
Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!
by Bad Ass Troll May 26, 2006
Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.
Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"
by mikeymike99 June 10, 2009
when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.
blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood
by youth May 24, 2004

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