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The back of your knee, right on the bend - the nook of your knee. Katie: Why are you scratching behind your knee?
Tamsin: I've been bitten on my kneek and it's really itchy. |
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| 9. | Hornyasaurus | ||
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350 milion years ago::
Hornyasaurus is one of the largest of the dinosaurs, feeding on leaves, Popsicles, and anything long and dick shaped. Has a constanly itchy back that his tail just 'can't reach'. Has a strange love for small, purple cars. Banned from nine US states and wanted on child molestation charges. In putt-putt travels through time, the Hornyasaurus tells Putt-Putt he can cross over his back only if he scratches his back. Putt-putt complies, and Hornyasaurus moans in a thankful manner. Hornyasaurus tells putt-putt:
"As far as i'm concerned, Putt-Putt, you can drive on me all day and all night." |
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| 10. | Pinch-n-Roll | ||
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The act of itching one's scrotum due to the fact that the area in and around the testicles is very sensitive to harsh forces.
Men can not just scratch their scrotum but must grab the sack between there fingers at the spot of itchiness and Pinch and Roll the skin back in forth to attain full satisfaction. My ballsack is very itchy. I think I'll go find a private place in the office and pinch-n-roll them.
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| 11. | Itchasm | ||
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1). The feeling one gets when scratching a long-running, very annoying itch. This usually applies to situations where the itchy person is in a public place for an extended period of time, and the itchy area is one generally not considered polite to scratch in public. Also applies to places where the person cannot reach to scratch, such as the middle of the back. Can also be referred to as an itchgasm. Guy: Arg, I can't reach that itchy spot on my back!
Girl: I'll get it. *Girl scratches itchy part of back *Guy moans, in the middle of an itchasm |
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| 12. | Itchy Kitty | ||
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When your pussy itches. This can be caused by a yeast infection or pubic hair growing back after shaving.
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| 13. | gritchy | ||
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gritty and itchy and frustrating -- The frog had a back that looked like a crumpet, pocked with little holes where it incubated its tadpoles. I wanted to scratch that crumpet-back with my fingernails, it was gritchy looking.
-- Her tooth grinding made a gritchy sound. -- The broken bone was healing nicely, but not being able to scratch inside the plaster-of-paris cast was gritchy. -- It gritched me out to listen to her lisping french accent. -- Wearing a wooly sweater covered in burrs was gritchy enough, but he was also scraping his fingernails across the blackboard. -- Tearing down a motorcycle, and putting it back together, only to find you've got one mystery-part left over gives you that gritchy anxiety you feel in your solar plexus, but worse. -- Baby's cradle-cap looked like bark, and its eyelids were pinky-red like it suffered from some kind of gritchy vitamin deficiency. |
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| 14. | brown eye booger | ||
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What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut. Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe. |
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