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A beautiful country with beautiful people and a beutiful culture. Hey Mccoy, if Italy had stayed with the Axis, you would be critizing them for being Nazis. Instead they overthrew Mussolini, and you criticize Italians as being "cowards" who didn't want to face the Allies. There's just no winning, is there? I saw Mccoy's comments on Ireland and America. First of all, I gotta say I love Ireland. But come on! Ireland's major role in WWII was getting bitch-slapped by the British because the people of Ireland were supporting the Axis. (Ireland basically figured that anyone who was against their oppressors, the British, was their friend. Of course, Ireland didn't know about the holocaust and all that at the time, but still.)So don't go talkin about Italy's history in WWII if you're not goin to comment on Ireland's. I love the Irish, but I just trying to point out that every people and every culture has something it's ashamed of, so it's plain dick to go around thinkin you're fucking perfect.
McCoy, in your comment about America you sounded like a stuck-up piece of Eurotrash who thinks he's better than "dirty Americans." In your comment about Italy, you just sound like an asshole, man.
by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 October 19, 2005
 
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Great food.
Great people.
Great history.
Great sites.

Plus it's shaped like a boot. Cool.

Visit Italy.
Explode France.
French tourist 1: Italy isn't THAT great.

French tourist 2: But it says here that the Romans invented roads, organised armies, and modern civilization itself!

French tourist 1: They could never beat our Asterix, though!

French tourist 2: You're right, harh harh!!

*both sips wine and hop home*
by Parz July 27, 2006
 
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1:The most beautiful country of the world. The only nation that can claim something in any field:
a:Military- Roman Troops conquered the greatest empire of this planet. And don't tell me they weren't Italian cos from lombardia to calabria had all roman citizenship. And also don't tell me about the embarassing things of modern italy, cos:
-France did the same in both World Wars, sending millions to slaughter in the first and surrending after a few months in the second.
-Britain also suffered great losses when fighting natives with spears in sudan. it conquered its empire with guns against spears. When came the moment to fight against europeans, like in the Boer War, the the british general was killed by a 12 year old boy with a gun. Also, Boudicca had 100.000 against 10.000 and still did lose!
-Germany lost both wars even if in the second controlled half of the world
-USA never fought against proper enemies, they always came late and couldn't even win against Vietnamites.
b:Music-Classical music owes 90% to italy.
c:History-Italy has always been an important nation and the great powers were always ready to spend millions of soldiers to conquer it. Also it was italian renassiance that brought europe out of the Dark Ages
d:Geography-The following nations owe their name to Italy:
-Britain
-Spain
-Germany
-Belgium
-Switzerland
-Greece
-America
-Colombia
e:Science-Da Vinci, Galilei, Dulbecco, Fermi, Hack were or are all italian.
f:Literature-Italian literature is one of the most important. We have poets and writers from any age, thing that any other nation cannot claim.
g:Culture-We have the best food(and pasta was NOT invented by chinese, only spaghetti, and anyway ours are better), cars, fashion and actors. And among the best american actors and directors, there are many with italian origins.
h:People-Italians are friendly, happy, proud, inventive and passionate. But many are also crooks, bastards, cheaters, crazy or all these things put together. Italy is wonderful place but some people do not deserve to be called italians.
This is why i came with a second, much shorter definiton:
2: A heaven inahbited by demons.
When bad people die, they go to hell.
The good ones go to Italy.
by Say it loud: IM ITALIAN AND PROUD! November 17, 2005
 
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Sintuated in the South of Europe, Italy is a beautiful country with a population of approx. 58,057,477 people. Now, I'm not Italian but I must say, Italy has the BEST food in the world and some of the sexiest guys (with that jet black hair and sexy brown eyes), it also has a very interesting history (with the whole Mafia thing), definately one of the best countries to visit.
Wow,check that hot Italian guy!
by lily April 05, 2005
 
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Football Champions of the world. <thats a fullstop.
James: yo pep your from italy,most italians are into football...i have a question...who won the 2006 world cup man i missed it...i was errm,in a coma?
Pep: we did baby!!forza italia
by Pep_saz July 12, 2006
 
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Peninsular in southern Europe, not really a country more a group of city states that still hate each other, but prefer football to wars now.
Home of the best food in the world aswell as the most beautiful cities and the most passionate football fans in the world.
Italy is so great, I'm also going there on holiday this year!

FORZA HELLAS!
by 3000 July 16, 2004
 
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Cool ass country in Europe
Sono orgoglioso per essere l'italiano = I am proud to be Italian. Italy is awesome.
by Jersey kid February 13, 2008
 
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Without a doubt it has the world's best food. la cucina italiana cannot be criticized! There is such incredible variety in terms of what you can eat and drink. Each region, each little village has its own specialties. However, the weather is far from being sunny all over the country. In the north it is often cold, damp and overcast. The traffic is horrendous, and the major cities are very crowded and expensive. Everyone is obsessed with dressing well. Fashion is very important here. the northern Italians are very different from southern Italians. It is a country of extreme contrasts.
La cucina italiana, in Italy, è stupenda
by beaufort November 24, 2006