Citizen of Italy. Descendants of ethnic Italians.
Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.

Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg: Yeah.

Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!

Xerxes: The aqueduct?

Reg: What?

Xerxes: The aqueduct.

Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.

Commando #3: And the sanitation.

Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?

Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things the Romans have done.

Matthias: And the roads.

Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--

Commando: Irrigation.

Xerxes: Medicine.

Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...

Commando #2: Education.

Commandos: Ohh...

Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.

Commando #1: And the wine.

Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...

Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.

Commando: Public baths.

Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.

Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.

Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

How 'bout those Italians?
by DeathStar June 19, 2006
italian and living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he really means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown. and if he did he evectually went back thinking more better of himself.
Italian (thinking about football) says:"italians are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 08, 2008
italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 06, 2008
The sworn enemy of the dutch
Just as it says on the top.
by The Ocho February 16, 2005
italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 08, 2008
The people who produce the sexiest cars on the planet.
The Alfa Romeo 156 GTA is damn beautiful...small wonder, because Italians make it.
by simone_kr October 28, 2006
A person from Italy or from Italian decent; sometimes speaks Italian or has family memebers who speak it(Or spoke it if they're dead) They are NOT ANYTHING like the Guidos who are "Italian". The image these fake American Guidos are making Italians as a whole look like the American snobby "Guidos". In fact, thinking this about the Italian culture, is a steryotype
Italian
by ARealItalian November 09, 2010

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