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From Italy, Italian background or (50%). If your one of those guys who has like 1/4 Italian in you, your still a brother too. Best food in the world, good looking, layed back people. Humorous and good lovers. Usually have large a penis. Darker hair, sometimes very dirty blond, depends if you are from the north or the south. Darker skin. If you are Italian and you talk with an accent that is normal. But if you don’t that doesn’t make you
non-Italian. Very smart people, great architects. Just look at Rome. Fuck you to all the racists out there who think we all wear umbro and adiadas with Cesar hair, and have mafia connections. The Italian family will stand up for each other till death. Close nit big families. Good sense of style. Easy to tell if Italian by last name. Usually good people and easy to be friends with but can snap if rubbed the wrong way. If brought up a tough area will be an amazing fighter. Great red wine.
My italian brother was my best friend and loved by all.
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Citizen of Italy. Descendants of ethnic Italians.
Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.

Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg: Yeah.

Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!

Xerxes: The aqueduct?

Reg: What?

Xerxes: The aqueduct.

Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.

Commando #3: And the sanitation.

Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?

Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things the Romans have done.

Matthias: And the roads.

Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--

Commando: Irrigation.

Xerxes: Medicine.

Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...

Commando #2: Education.

Commandos: Ohh...

Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.

Commando #1: And the wine.

Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...

Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.

Commando: Public baths.

Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.

Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.

Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

How 'bout those Italians?
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a language derived from Latin and spoken by the people of the country of Italy. Here's a pronunciation guide:

A = pronounced like (AH)
AI = pronounced sort of like (EYE)
AU = pronounced like (OW)
B = pronounced like (B)
C = pronounced like (K) when next to A, O, U, HI, HE, R, L
C = pronounced like (CH) when next to I, E, IA, IO, IU
D = pronounced like (D)
E = pronounced like (AY) with single consonants
E = pronounced like (EH) with double consonants
F = pronounced like (F)
G = pronounced like (G) when next to A, O, U, R, L, HI, HE
G = pronounced like (J) when next to I, E, IA, IO, IU
GU = pronounced like (GW)
GN = pronounced like (NY) as in CANYON
GL = pronounced like (LY) as in TALL YARD
H = pronounced silent makes G and C hard next to I and E like in the word "SPAGHETTI"
I = pronounced like (EE)
J = occurs in foreign words; pronounced like (Y)
There is no K
L = pronounced like (L)
M = pronounced like (M)
N = pronounced like (N)
O = pronounced like (OH)
OI = pronounced sort of like (OY)
P = pronounced like (P)
Q = pronounced like (KW) when next to U
R = pronounced like (R) but it is rolled like in Spanish and Latin
S = pronounced like (S) and pronounced like (Z) when it is surrounded by vowels like in "POESIA"
T = pronounced like (T)
U = pronounced like (OO)
V = pronounced like (V)
There is no W
There is no X
There is no Y
Z = pronounced like (TS)
ZZ = pronounced like (TS)

The grave accent appears on the last syllable of words to indicate that it is stressed. Otherwise, there are generally no other accents.
Italian is a beautiful language and should be taught in more schools. I hope I am not missing anything in the pronunciation.
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Italian people are just people from italy or people with italian heritage. they dont eat domino pizza, wear fat gold chains, talk wiv stupid voices, play accordians or work for d mafia. all you stupid ppl out there hu pretend to be italian gangsters should choke on that fako crap you call pizza. and to all you stupid racist bitches who say that they're all mafioso, greasy patriotic twats, just take a look around a second. everyone has a right to be proud of they're country, especially italy, who got alot to be proud of. so fuck u haters. get a life. specially dat moosh guy.
Wannabe Italian: Shuta your face, or i get my papa to fuck you up, he in da mafia, u kno, he a big boss, ye?

Real Italian: stow it fatty.

Racist: YOUR ALL WOPS! MWAHAHAHA!

Real italian: Fuck you.

Wannabe italian: yeah!!! you kno my papa, he fuck u up....

Real Italian: no, really, shut up.
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What romans evolved into
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Im not about to say that Italian-Americans and Italians are exactly the same, but come on! Why are blaming Italian-Americans for bastardizing the culture? You can't bastardize your own culture! The white dudes and movie producers are the ones that bastardized our culture with mafia movies and crap like that.
You're mom is so hot, I think she's Italian
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Resilient people who form the basis of Western Culture-cuisine, style, fashion, and values. Manage to retain their values and culture and overcome obstacles. Beautiful language, people, culture...fuck anyone who says different!
I have italians in my family, Christopher Columbus aka Colombo was Italian Jonh Cabot or Giovanni Caboti who discovered Canada is Italian.
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